Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube

(Source: fiftyyearstoolate, via caaptainam3rica)

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via hotboyproblems)

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

d o  y o u 

(Source: emblemthrees, via hotboyproblems)

icy-brunette:

if you don’t like betty white we can’t be friends

(Source: randomness-is-epic, via puncandenn)

me: skips tutorial
me: how the fuck do you play this game

WHEN I BOND WITH MY CLASSMATES BC THE PROFESSOR SUCKS SO MUCH

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